Awake - Dark Chocolate Bites (2 pack) - (12x30g)
The Awake Effect
Consume one piece of AWAKE and you’ll be ready for operating a calculator or possibly slicing a small ham. Two pieces, and you’re ready for giving your cat a pill or explaining Tinder to your mom. Three pieces and you’re ¾ AWAKE—ready to win a tap dance battle, re-tile a spacious bathroom or fell a mighty oak. Eating four pieces of AWAKE will have you ready to swim the length of Lake Michigan, memorize the complete works of Shakespeare or vibrate at a frequency that allows you to pass through solid objects.*
*Actual states of AWAKE may vary by height, diet, disposition and willingness to believe.